Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.
13/05/2011 12:00 | Inglise keel
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your p*nis in your as*hole?" grandpa asked back.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your p*nis in your as*hole?" grandpa asked again.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your p*nis in your as*hole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fcuk yourself, these are my cookies"
If she has a vagina
15/05/2011 21:18 | Inglise keel
A housewife is at home when she suddenly
hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a
man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her.
The same thing happens for three consecutive days and the woman
decides to tell her husband. The husband says to the
wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if
you have a vagina, say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door."
The next day the same man comes again, and when the
woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina.
The woman says, "Yes".
The man then said, "Good! Then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife."
I **** my iPod
11/05/2011 10:15 | Inglise keel
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.