I **** my iPod

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Eluvend kinos

Juhtus selline lugu, et eluvend läks kinno. Vaatab filmi ja korraga hirmus valu kõhus, tunneb et kindlalt kärts peeru vaja lasta. Aga filmis hullu põnev koht ja saalis täielik vaikus. Hetk hiljem kihutab ekraanil kaubarong, kutt kasutab juhust ja paneb kärtsu ära. Rong ekraanil jõuab mööda, naaber kummardub tema poole ja küsib: "Kas Teile kah tundus, et 2 viimast vagunit vedasid s.tta?"

Peerukott